what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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