My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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