I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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