If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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