So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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