sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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