I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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