i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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