Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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