your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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