Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Sorry my hands just texted you
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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