butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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