why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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