honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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