This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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