Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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