I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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