Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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