You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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