Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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