In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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