im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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