I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I cut my penus on the lid.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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