god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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