i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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