Having a random hookup so left but love u
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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