I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
COCAINE IS GR8
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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