He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Randomize
