we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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