after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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