my mouth tastes like poor choices
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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