Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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