i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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