If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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