i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Farmville is her only friend.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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