sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This girl is more easily done than said...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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