Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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