Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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