i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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