I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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