nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Your cock deserves a montage
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I pour the whiskey from now on
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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