dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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