ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
time to smoke my breakfast
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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