I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He kissed a someone with a penis
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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