I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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