Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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