"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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