Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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