hell yes lets make some ravioli
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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