She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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