Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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