I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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