She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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