really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.