Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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