How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I just found puke in my bra..
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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