My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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