i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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